Potato turns into fries and glow up
Happy Birthday to one of my precious people in the world, my gojek driver, my foolish sister, my partner in crime!! So, have you realized that you're getting older, aunty? Don't you ever think even once that I will give you sweet words in your birthday, sis. I'm telling you, let's talk about all of your sins first.
Where should we start from? I'm so excited to tell all of your sins, i feel so powerful here. You are the noisiest person in my life, I swear I want to smack your face with baseball stick. It was when we had a slept-over at Chacha's place, we talked up till midnight, ghibah this and that and all of sudden there was a cockroach flying into our direction. I thought we're all gonna die, and we dead because you started yelling like lucifer had already took control and possessed your body, you dawg shit I got panic attack. Don't forget the priceless expression on Chacha's parents face, they think we got raped by thieves which came into their house, we were all guilty about that you bastard.
And when you were playing ayodance, everytime you missed fm you will start making noise like "alah anjeng" like it was the end of the world, like you just lost your virginity dude. let's be real you aren't even virgin. For god's sake too much stupidity in one post laaah.
nah, i'm kidding, she is as pure as charcoal.
I remember when we went out to Kitamura, an all you can eat restaurant and you picked a lot of food saying "gua bayar mahal-mahal mending gua sakit perut daripada rugi anjing", and fortunately for us, we could see the suffering face of yours in the end of the day because you had a bad stomachache. Thank God, I think it's worth the stupidity you show us by befriending you, I can enjoy your suffering while it lasts.
How's toto your pet? I feel so itchy I want to tell Chacha about your relationship when I'm writing a long list of your sins in my blog, since you don't want me to tell Chacha about your relationship with toto I'll just keep my mouth shut. But I'm curious, I mean have you got your first kiss with him yet? Just a reminder, always bring protection with you guys, I don't want it when the three of us hangout there are kiddos running around us. ew. I'm too young to witness you and Toto's baby!
I want to write other sins of yours but i think it's enough for now. Happy Birthday, July 26th, do you realize that I write this a month before your actual birthday? I wanna make you cry, ututu. So let's start right here, to be honest you and Chacha are one of the best things that ever happened in my life beside mawmaw and Greyson Chance indeed (my future husband-to-be) it's just so sad he turned gay, may the love i have for him will turn him into a straight guy again aameen.
You are kind and sweet, even though I never like the idea having a sister but here you are, my idiot sister (gotta tell mom she doesn't have to convince me anymore about having a baby sister), you complete my life with your stupidity. It's been eight years and I don't know how long we are able to spend our time together like this because life goes on, in the future we will have a husband, we're going to have a different path, with children, new life, problems, family. And that's enough reason for me to cherish this moment. I'm so happy that we have known each other for 8 fucking years motherfucker, since you were poor and have no money to the version of you that always gave me gifts in ayodance. damn. Now I'm the poor one.
I don't want you to think something insecure, you are beautiful with that brainless head of yours so it's a balance. Your face is pretty and cute, your dumbness lighten up my days always, my life wouldn't be complete without you two in it bsh, you are the best therapist for my insecurities, the source of my strength, your support reassure me that it's all going to be okay, you are lovable and don't ever listen to everyone talked bad about you because remember this "kata-kata orang lain yang dilontarkan tanpa berpikir, tidak sepatutnya kamu masukkan ke dalam pikiranmu".
You are worth every diamond in this world, i can never ask God for something more than what i have right now because everything is perfect, i have 2 idiot hoomans who will support me, fight for me, be there for me, buy me food as well. I won't exchange my best friend for anything, except for a billion-dollar cash and roti'o.
Happy Birthday my loveliest buddy, sister, partner in crime, scoopy onee-chan.
best regards, cute potatoes. It's time for potatoes to glow!!
I remember when we went out to Kitamura, an all you can eat restaurant and you picked a lot of food saying "gua bayar mahal-mahal mending gua sakit perut daripada rugi anjing", and fortunately for us, we could see the suffering face of yours in the end of the day because you had a bad stomachache. Thank God, I think it's worth the stupidity you show us by befriending you, I can enjoy your suffering while it lasts.
How's toto your pet? I feel so itchy I want to tell Chacha about your relationship when I'm writing a long list of your sins in my blog, since you don't want me to tell Chacha about your relationship with toto I'll just keep my mouth shut. But I'm curious, I mean have you got your first kiss with him yet? Just a reminder, always bring protection with you guys, I don't want it when the three of us hangout there are kiddos running around us. ew. I'm too young to witness you and Toto's baby!
I want to write other sins of yours but i think it's enough for now. Happy Birthday, July 26th, do you realize that I write this a month before your actual birthday? I wanna make you cry, ututu. So let's start right here, to be honest you and Chacha are one of the best things that ever happened in my life beside mawmaw and Greyson Chance indeed (my future husband-to-be) it's just so sad he turned gay, may the love i have for him will turn him into a straight guy again aameen.
You are kind and sweet, even though I never like the idea having a sister but here you are, my idiot sister (gotta tell mom she doesn't have to convince me anymore about having a baby sister), you complete my life with your stupidity. It's been eight years and I don't know how long we are able to spend our time together like this because life goes on, in the future we will have a husband, we're going to have a different path, with children, new life, problems, family. And that's enough reason for me to cherish this moment. I'm so happy that we have known each other for 8 fucking years motherfucker, since you were poor and have no money to the version of you that always gave me gifts in ayodance. damn. Now I'm the poor one.
I don't want you to think something insecure, you are beautiful with that brainless head of yours so it's a balance. Your face is pretty and cute, your dumbness lighten up my days always, my life wouldn't be complete without you two in it bsh, you are the best therapist for my insecurities, the source of my strength, your support reassure me that it's all going to be okay, you are lovable and don't ever listen to everyone talked bad about you because remember this "kata-kata orang lain yang dilontarkan tanpa berpikir, tidak sepatutnya kamu masukkan ke dalam pikiranmu".
You are worth every diamond in this world, i can never ask God for something more than what i have right now because everything is perfect, i have 2 idiot hoomans who will support me, fight for me, be there for me, buy me food as well. I won't exchange my best friend for anything, except for a billion-dollar cash and roti'o.
Happy Birthday my loveliest buddy, sister, partner in crime, scoopy onee-chan.
best regards, cute potatoes. It's time for potatoes to glow!!
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Bonus: Iiq, mantan suami, mantan gebetan, mantan pacar (soon)
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